Here you'll find tons of stupid things, foolish stuff and things that maybe you won't like... but that's me.
explosivess:

crisis hotline for are u gay for a billion year old gem cartoon character
full view that shit

explosivess:

crisis hotline for are u gay for a billion year old gem cartoon character

full view that shit

(vía trial-of-the-dragon)

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surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

(Fuente: fistopherbrown, vía trial-of-the-dragon)

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your-average-joke:

My exchangelock gift for mystery-of-the-cake-topper

"What if Sherlock had confessed his love on the tarmac scene?"

(vía aria-applefield)

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the boston tea party

usa:oh look at all this tea
england:NO
usa:it would be a shame
england:amerICA NO
usa:if something
england:
usa:were to
england:
england:
england:
usa:happen
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bifurpawz:

powertothenerd:

cinwicked:

les-b-honest-im-gay:

devilishkurumi:

HONOR

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

The scar is on the wrong side.



This is the best post i have ever seen.

bifurpawz:

powertothenerd:

cinwicked:

les-b-honest-im-gay:

devilishkurumi:

HONOR

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

The scar is on the wrong side.

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This is the best post i have ever seen.

(vía nyamuses)

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givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

(vía nyamuses)

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eristicka:

cinematic gold in 1993 and still cinematic gold in 2014

(Fuente: gatissmark, vía nyamuses)

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faithful-delusions:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Oh my god

faithful-delusions:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Oh my god

(vía aria-applefield)

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iamtiffanyk:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

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I literally just slammed my hands down on my desk, got up, and left for five minutes.

(Fuente: boywhocriedwerewolfarchive, vía aria-applefield)

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gmathis67:

batmanjammies:

Her face in the last one is pure beauty

Very good point.

(Fuente: wenchyfloozymoo, vía aria-applefield)

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